The 2026 Winter Olympics is an international multi-sport event currently taking place from 6 to 22 February 2026 at multiple sites across Lombardy and Northeast Italy, with competition in selected events beginning 4 February 2026.

The Olympics include a mascot designation and sacrifice to allow for the snowfall to support this historic event.

Directed by Alice Gillette and Madly Regular.

TL;DR: It’s like…

…the Winter Olympics meets Mad Men… in a semi-arid climate.

Artists of HAIRY:

• Meg: aka “Worcester, MA”

• Katie: aka “Dallas Philadelphia”

• Caroline: aka “Jacksonville, Florida”

• Percy: aka “Norman, OK”

• Blake: aka “Viborg, South Dakota”

• Patrick: aka “Grayslake, IL”

• Mike: aka “Boulder”

• Sameer: aka “New Delhi, India”

Genre: Olympic clown ensemble

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

Bold, intimate, and unpredictably silly. Charged moments stretching between two people like saltwater taffy, dotted with the inevitable flaws of being human.

Two-by-two, Tear/Jerk sets the stage with patient, grounded improvised scenes that build and twist into a poetically chaotic entanglement of heartfelt and ridiculous stories.

TL;DR: It’s like…

• …TJ & Dave meets Key & Peele written by Twilight fan-fictioners.

• …The Notebook meets Naked Gun, played by Pheobi and Chandler from Friends. 

• …Mad Men Meets Mr. Bean as a Bill & Ted adventure.

Artists: Julianna Beckert, Chris Longfield-Smith, Mathea "Mae" Tanner, Jorge Soto, John Clayman, Chandler Harris

Genre: Dramatic improv

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

In this episode, Meat Show, a “man” (derogatory), cracks his space helmet while working on the Trash Belt. What a butterfingers! Now with his oxygen running low, Meat Show doesn’t call for rescue. Instead, he begs the audience (our stars) for one last wish: more wishes, please!

As he float dying (sic), this clown must face the highbrow despair of existing both poorly and temporarily while being soundtracked live by musician Bryan Richard Martin (Cotton Jones, Page France.)

It’s a comedy about fatalism, the aesthetic of a re-wired brain and how the patriarchy will still find a way to suck the life out of you, even when you’re out of oxygen.

TL;DR: It’s like…

• …Wrestlemania meets Toy Story meets The Truman Show.

Artists: Alice Gillette, Bryan Richard Martin

Genre: sci-fi, grindcore clown

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

Asa Erlendson does characters that make you haha, whoo hoo, teehee, huh, eck, hmmm, and haha more. 

TL;DR: It’s like…

• …Looney Toons meets Donnie Darko set in the mind of a single father nodding off at church. 

• …QVC for literal shit painted gold hosted by Ralph Nader. 

• …Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but of your favorite aunt's ex-boyfriends, and we're all in a good mood.

Genre: Showcase of comedic character monologues. A dumb mirror.

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

Kii Clark works on a new show LIVE!

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

In this episode, Meat Show, a “man” (derogatory), cracks his space helmet while working on the Trash Belt. What a butterfingers! Now with his oxygen running low, Meat Show doesn’t call for rescue. Instead, he begs the audience (our stars) for one last wish: more wishes, please!

As he float dying (sic), this clown must face the highbrow despair of existing both poorly and temporarily while being soundtracked live by musician Bryan Richard Martin (Cotton Jones, Page France.)

It’s a comedy about fatalism, the aesthetic of a re-wired brain and how the patriarchy will still find a way to suck the life out of you, even when you’re out of oxygen.

TL;DR: It’s like…

• …Wrestlemania meets Toy Story meets The Truman Show.

Artists: Alice Gillette, Bryan Richard Martin

Genre: sci-fi, grindcore clown

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

GULP! Uh-oh! Aww? A normal day falls into chaos when Henry falls in love with a banana. Both deranged and delicate, GULP is a lucid dream of the ordinary. A clowning, physical comedy play.

TL;DR: It’s like…

• …a car crash of american life through breakfast fruit.

Artist: Prith

Director: Todd Sullivan

Genres: alt-comedy, physical comedy, clown

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

Todd Sullivan and Asa Erlendson perform live on stage very quietly.

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

Clowns Caroline Krantz and Patrick Reed work on a new show live in front of a real, human audience.

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

Learn what you want to be when you grow up from the advice of accomplished experts!

Special guests include principal Craig, secret agent Kathleen, Lisa the philanthropist, flag barer Marie, and YOU. It’s a character show!

TL;DR: It’s like…

• …2004 public school meets asking your boss for a raise as seen through the colorful lenses of an Ohioan.

Artist: Natalie Lien-Bowdish

Genre: Puppets, improv, clown

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

It's day 1,000 of shoving a crab up his ass every single day.

Crabman is throwing a grand finale to celebrate the ending of this life changing series.

Help Crabman fight his demons and get through the final push.

TL;DR: It’s like…

• …Michael Scott meets Nathan For You.

Artist: Melo as “Crabman”

Genre: Solo clown, dark comedy, Puppet

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

In this episode, Meat Show, a “man” (derogatory), cracks his space helmet while working on the Trash Belt. What a butterfingers! Now with his oxygen running low, Meat Show doesn’t call for rescue. Instead, he begs the audience (our stars) for one last wish: more wishes, please!

As he float dying (sic), this clown must face the highbrow despair of existing both poorly and temporarily while being soundtracked live by musician Bryan Richard Martin (Cotton Jones, Page France.)

It’s a comedy about fatalism, the aesthetic of a re-wired brain and how the patriarchy will still find a way to suck the life out of you, even when you’re out of oxygen.

TL;DR: It’s like…

• …Wrestlemania meets Toy Story meets The Truman Show.

Artists: Alice Gillette, Bryan Richard Martin

Genre: sci-fi, grindcore clown

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

Gabbie Perez and Tatianna Gerlits perform their MASSIVE HIT Smoocholi Nights for one night only.

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.

Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot. 

The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.

Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.

The lineup is subject to change.

Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.