The 2026 Winter Olympics is an international multi-sport event currently taking place from 6 to 22 February 2026 at multiple sites across Lombardy and Northeast Italy, with competition in selected events beginning 4 February 2026.
The Olympics include a mascot designation and sacrifice to allow for the snowfall to support this historic event.
Directed by Alice Gillette and Madly Regular.
TL;DR: It’s like…
…the Winter Olympics meets Mad Men… in a semi-arid climate.
Artists of HAIRY:
Meg: aka “Worcester, MA”
Katie: aka “Dallas Philadelphia”
Caroline: aka “Jacksonville, Florida”
Percy: aka “Norman, OK”
Blake: aka “Viborg, South Dakota”
Patrick: aka “Grayslake, IL”
Mike: aka “Boulder”
Sameer: aka “New Delhi, India”
Genre: Olympic clown ensemble
Doors & Seating: We open the doors and start seating 15 minutes before the show. Seating is General Admission, so show up early to grab your favorite spot.
The Standby Line: For sold-out shows or our Pay What You Can tickets, a standby line will form 30 minutes before doors open. If any seats stay empty, we’ll sell them to the folks in line.
Late Arrivals: If you’re more than 30 minutes late, we may give your seat to someone on the standby list. We don’t offer refunds.
The lineup is subject to change.
Perks: Your ticket to this show also gets you free admission to the Freaky Weeky Awards Show on Saturday, 3/7 at 8:00 PM.